This is a story.* A story about a John. John is a person. A person that likes doughnuts, creamy ones. He buys these delectable treats every four days. Why, you ask? Because he was hungry, you fool!
Now you feel insulted. Don't. It isn't worth all that bother. Or is it? Well, that is up to you. If it was me... but there, I won't give you ideas. Thank you, for I need not your help. You are welcome.
Now, back to John. He decided to ride a mouse. It was quite the adventure, first off, he was only two and a half inches tall. Secondly, he was scared of every animal that was bigger than him. And thirdly, I am done this story.
*This Story had two authors and was written in 5 minutes.
Carolyn, Alyssa