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Edward's Fate, written by Elias Hamm, March 2011

This is a "Fairy Tale" that Elias wrote for a school assignment. All spelling/grammar/spacing errors are there to portray the story in the most accurate way possible. Prepared to be amazed!

A long timeago, in kingdom of Lawnroller, there lived a king named Edward. Hewas aSmall brown cow who ruled over Lawnroller infright. Hewas Scared. He wasalways Scared because he had toeat hotdogS. It always made him scream likea baby andrun into the Jungle tohide. They couldn't get him out for 3days. He preferred toeat Yellow bananas,but the cook loved hotdogs.

Oneday his friend Cluck the knight, said that he Saw the wickedpopcornmaker and Evilpothead Horse selling enchanted popcorn. The kingwas tempted tobut Some because he was Sick of bananas and hotdogs every day. So the king went totown and boughtSome from them. PopcornEater and pothead said he did't haveto paythem. It wasa gift tothe king The (king) atelikea pig because he was So hungry and the corntastedSo good Soon theking Saw Scary hotdogs Marching up to himandtelling himto eat them The king was terrified,but he ate them anyway. he couldnot moue toruun away.

wicked popcorn maker runs to find Evil pothead the horse and tells him whut happenedto theking

Evil pothead iSpleased and smlled and said The Kingdom is ours! The poor King Edward was Sick and died from too many hotdogs cluck the knight fought wicked popcorn maker,but he lost. He got hungry and ate apieceof popcorn and fell under the Same spell as poor Edward. Evil pothead and wicked popcorn maker ruled over the land of Lawnroller forever. The End.

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